when you meet her dad for the first time, you probably won’t have to worry about getting shot at because he’s worried you’ll get her pregnant.
you immediately gain respect from your guy friends, because when you hang out you can compliment each babe that walks by right along with them.
when you go to parties with alcohol, it’s okay for you to be sober. because once the ladies start drinking a bit, they’re fair game. you’re like a lion in the middle of a herd of deer. waiting to pounce.
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you know exactly how to treat a girl, because you know what it feels like. and when i mean treat, you give her a goddamn TREAT.